The First To Declare A New Conspiracy Theory!
Let me be the (presumably) first person to postulate the following conspiracy theory:
George Bush planted the JonBenet Ramsey killer story because he knew the federal judge would be ruling negatively on the warrantless wiretapping case and wanted to deflect attention from it! John Mark Karr is a CIA operative! ChimpyMcBu$hitlerburton! blaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhh!
(tin foil hat properly adjusted)
Ah, that's better. The gamma rays are now being deflected, and I feel much better!
George Bush planted the JonBenet Ramsey killer story because he knew the federal judge would be ruling negatively on the warrantless wiretapping case and wanted to deflect attention from it! John Mark Karr is a CIA operative! ChimpyMcBu$hitlerburton! blaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhh!
(tin foil hat properly adjusted)
Ah, that's better. The gamma rays are now being deflected, and I feel much better!
posted by Benjamin at 1:07 PM
2 Comments:
Plant this story over at Blame Bush (a scarily hilarious site, if you've never been there). Seriously. It's warped enough!
Done and done. Anything to cyberpimp myself.
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