Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Veep Shenanigans

So let's see... we trade eight years of a Bush and a Dick for the prospect of... a John, and now, possibly Cox? Do we really need to give the late-night talk-show hosts more fodder?

That's why I support Penis Van Lesbian for Vice President. Nothing to make fun of there.

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Anonymous Chris said...

"Not widely known is a chapter in his personal history. At age 25, Mr. Cox faced the possibility that he might never walk again when a Jeep he was riding in flipped over and pinned him to the ground. His spine was crushed. It took him six months and a steel brace that he wore around his chest before he regained the ability to walk."

So we'd have ticket of people with unusual movements of their extremities? What Next, Bob Dole for Secretary of State?

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Blogger Benjamin said...

What's more, he'd be forever referred to in the media as "formerly limp Cox"...

10:33 AM  

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