Friday, August 29, 2008

The Platform Position That Really Matters

Forget the Iraq War. Forget the economy. Forget gay marriage, abortion, taxes, unions, foreign policy, domestic policy, and everything else.

I need to know, and I need to know now, what the next President will do about giant foreign spiders killing our family pets.

GIS for the spider in question here. Sweet Lord, deliver us from this evil.

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Anonymous Marty said...

Camel spiders are not spiders, but they are hideous. They are scary looking enough that they have a large number of urban legends associated with them. We have smaller ones here in the US than they have in Asia and Africa.

4:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Camel spiders are not spiders??? What next: Sweet breads are not bread?


By the way Ben, it seems, according to this blog, you have not heard that there is a she-governor running for Vice President. I have seen no comments on that. Is this just your novelty blog?

6:24 PM  
Blogger Benjamin said...

Nah, I'm workin' on a piece. I reckon' you're pretty thrilled to have a gun-nut purty lady on the ticket, right? Or are you gonna take the misogynist tack that I know and love?

9:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the woman can hack it, I am all for it. I have nothing against females in leadership roles. The problem that I have observed is setting a dual standard, such as in physical fitness in the U.S. military. Leading a country is more of an intellectual excercise, and the RIGHT (double meaning) woman would deserve and receive my blessing on her leadership.

See the comment on Chris' opst about the gun photo.


3:27 PM  

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