I Want This
Behold: the Meat-Cake. For Weddings.
I want to divorce Mrs. Red Shirt, and then re-propose to her, and get married again, for the sole purpose of letting that be my wedding cake. Screw that "groom's cake" nonsense. I'm thinking... multiple tiers. And G.I. Joe figures on top. Baroness and Destro, probably.
I want to divorce Mrs. Red Shirt, and then re-propose to her, and get married again, for the sole purpose of letting that be my wedding cake. Screw that "groom's cake" nonsense. I'm thinking... multiple tiers. And G.I. Joe figures on top. Baroness and Destro, probably.
Labels: geek, wicked-awesome
posted by Benjamin at 1:44 PM
3 Comments:
How do you spell Homer Simpson's lustful gargling sound? I don't think you could beat that meat (cake). Awesome.
ZCOL
Hi, Samuel Paul Thompson. And I still think the 'Z' stands for zebra. And the 'C' stands for... well, a thing that zebras have in considerable proportion. Which, if true, means your wife flatters you quite a bit... I've seen the goods (er, had them forced upon me surreptitiously, anyhow), and a zebra you ain't.
Or maybe it's some nerdy geology reference, and the "z" stands for "zircon" or something.
ZCOL: We need some new letters of the alphabet to spell that one.
My mother occasionally made meatloaf with mashed potatoes spread over it. It was good.
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