Tuesday, August 19, 2008

I Want This

Behold: the Meat-Cake. For Weddings.

I want to divorce Mrs. Red Shirt, and then re-propose to her, and get married again, for the sole purpose of letting that be my wedding cake. Screw that "groom's cake" nonsense. I'm thinking... multiple tiers. And G.I. Joe figures on top. Baroness and Destro, probably.

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3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do you spell Homer Simpson's lustful gargling sound? I don't think you could beat that meat (cake). Awesome.

ZCOL

3:37 PM  
Blogger Benjamin said...

Hi, Samuel Paul Thompson. And I still think the 'Z' stands for zebra. And the 'C' stands for... well, a thing that zebras have in considerable proportion. Which, if true, means your wife flatters you quite a bit... I've seen the goods (er, had them forced upon me surreptitiously, anyhow), and a zebra you ain't.

Or maybe it's some nerdy geology reference, and the "z" stands for "zircon" or something.

1:45 PM  
Anonymous Marty said...

ZCOL: We need some new letters of the alphabet to spell that one.

My mother occasionally made meatloaf with mashed potatoes spread over it. It was good.

9:06 AM  

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