((huh?))
Ok, if I were to say, "(Parenthetically speaking, the proposition is true)", would that be the same as saying "((The proposition is true.))"?
In other news, I slept poorly last night. Coincidence? ((I think not.))
In other news, I slept poorly last night. Coincidence? ((I think not.))
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posted by Benjamin at 2:59 PM
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Time to break out the Nyquil...
I'm strictly a Tylenol-PM man for all my soporific needs.
Is Don Quixote the same as Don "IX"?
I am truly humbled. I bow to you, sir.
Chris: I'd never heard that one before. Excellent. Sir Nine.
Ben: I wasn't suggesting the Nyquil for you. I thought the kid was keeping you up. For you, I'd suggest three fingers of Fundador brandy.
Marty,
I made it up. I simply made the mistake of following Ben's train of thought. I'm better now.
Chris: For the sake of your own family, please refrain from doing that any more.
Marty: I could always try my mother-in-law's tried-and-true method of spiking the baby's milk with rum.
Just remember: it doesn't take much. A shot of hard stuff in a 20 pound kid is equivalent to Chris downing half a fifth at Mazur Family Campout. Which, come to think of, he has. He usually curls up and sucks his thumb afterward. Unfortunately, he usually needs to be changed in the morning.
Marty,
It's better than splitting Zimas with our sisters, like you're apt to do. While the real men are drinking the hard stuff and jacking deer, you can be found at the campfire, sitting next to "mommy" (as you call her), giggling about Designing Women reruns.
"Deer-jacking". So that's what you called what you were doing. Of course someone of your "stature" would have to stand on a stump to do it. And use Jamie's mascara.
Gentlemen, let us settle this the reputable way -- pistols at dawn! And for the sake of posterity, will the survivor please let me know the outcome?
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