Tuesday, May 30, 2006


Ok, if I were to say, "(Parenthetically speaking, the proposition is true)", would that be the same as saying "((The proposition is true.))"?

In other news, I slept poorly last night. Coincidence? ((I think not.))



Anonymous Marty said...

Time to break out the Nyquil...

9:57 AM  
Blogger Benjamin said...

I'm strictly a Tylenol-PM man for all my soporific needs.

10:03 AM  
Anonymous Chris said...

Is Don Quixote the same as Don "IX"?

3:21 PM  
Blogger Benjamin said...

I am truly humbled. I bow to you, sir.

3:26 PM  
Anonymous Marty said...

Chris: I'd never heard that one before. Excellent. Sir Nine.

Ben: I wasn't suggesting the Nyquil for you. I thought the kid was keeping you up. For you, I'd suggest three fingers of Fundador brandy.

8:52 AM  
Anonymous Chris said...

I made it up. I simply made the mistake of following Ben's train of thought. I'm better now.

9:59 AM  
Blogger Benjamin said...

Chris: For the sake of your own family, please refrain from doing that any more.

Marty: I could always try my mother-in-law's tried-and-true method of spiking the baby's milk with rum.

10:09 AM  
Anonymous Marty said...

Just remember: it doesn't take much. A shot of hard stuff in a 20 pound kid is equivalent to Chris downing half a fifth at Mazur Family Campout. Which, come to think of, he has. He usually curls up and sucks his thumb afterward. Unfortunately, he usually needs to be changed in the morning.

11:18 AM  
Anonymous Chris said...

It's better than splitting Zimas with our sisters, like you're apt to do. While the real men are drinking the hard stuff and jacking deer, you can be found at the campfire, sitting next to "mommy" (as you call her), giggling about Designing Women reruns.

2:06 PM  
Anonymous Marty said...

"Deer-jacking". So that's what you called what you were doing. Of course someone of your "stature" would have to stand on a stump to do it. And use Jamie's mascara.

2:29 PM  
Blogger Benjamin said...

Gentlemen, let us settle this the reputable way -- pistols at dawn! And for the sake of posterity, will the survivor please let me know the outcome?

2:33 PM  
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